Help with the Pub Crawl!

Hey guys, I need a little help from you schmos.

As some of you may know, we may or may not be having a certain pub crawl to help us drink beer (read: help people). I need help with:

Before:
Postering - I have the posters made. I can give you posters to hang up at cool places!

Talk it up - Tell your friends (if they are worth talking to), the people you are arresting for public drunkedness (fleming), or your many many many girlfriends (mikey).

During:
Check In - I need someone responsible to help out at the check-in table to collect money and hand out tickets for drinks (note: mikey, this is a great place to meet womens!)

Ok so thats all I think I need help with. The more people you guys promote it to the more people we will be able to help (both party and eat so its a win win!)

Remember, the date is April 22nd!

People Without Girlfriends

Fleming.

Edward Aten Show!

Edward Aten
March 31st
Jillians
Happy Hour 4:30-7:30PM
Manchester NH

Oh fo sho!

March Madness

Here is another pool Im doing. I had to find a different pool after I won last year and didnt get paid. You chumps!

Must have pics in by Noon today.
http://home.comcast.net/~armors/index.html

Hanging out with Mikey

Just in case you have never chilled with Mikey, this is how I expect my night to go tonight:

5PM - Mikey gets out of work.
9PM - Mikey wakes up from his nap.
9:10PM - While on the pooper Mikey realize he is hungry.
9:11PM - Mikey does something that takes forever.
11PM - Mikey finishes eating pizza.
11:01PM - Mikey starts playing beruit with random gross chicks he met in the past week.
12PM - Drunk Mikey goes to the bar and makes out with his mom's friends.
12:30PM - Mikey invites me into the bathroom for a peeing contest.
1AM - Mikey confesses to Brooke that he loves her, and that She probably doesnt know what his "rear differential" is.
2AM - Mikey poops again. But this time opens his phone and starts calling ex-girlfriends and co-workers, very often confusing the two. Sample conversations

Mikey: I cant come on Monday till about 10AM.
Mikeys Ex-GF: Pssht, Id give you about 3 seconds pinky weiner.

or

Mikey: I love your boobs.
Mikey's boss's secretary's husband: Im going to kill you!

3AM - Mikey passes out. Meanwhile.......
4AM - Cross comes into mikeys room and does one of mikeys old gfs in his bed with mikey there asleep.
8AM - Mikey wakes up with one ex-gf in his bed, one knocking on his door, and another one calling him.

Its always an adventure!