Halloween Party!

Thats right!

Halloween Party at my place (Smitty's too). Shoot me an Email or Call me for directions. Everyone is invited.

The only rule other than costumes: No Stilletto Heels. As much as we all love them the newly refinished hardwood pine gets spiked by them. So if you are dressing up as a stripper (encouraged! (no not you mikey)) wear block heels, not stilletos!

See you there!

(Sorry about the image being on top, but it wouldnt fit in the body of the blog!)

Problems at the Bar Part 2.

So we went to Al-Stock.

Al got married so we went. We had a great time. We met some sexy ladies, we had some stuff to drink. Did I say we had a lot to drink? Oh wait, I forgot to mention Seth got me in to a VIP open bar thing at an airshow and since he couldnt drink (he was working) wanted to make sure I drank his due as well.

Ok well I was boozed. Bring in Josh "I chug beers at the bar" Smitty. We go to margaritas and drink 4 Large beers in an hour. Then we head out to the brimmer. I met a sexy girl from montreal. She would not take me home with her. Ill play it off to the fact her brother was right there...

Anyways, this is where things start getting hazy.

Somewhere around last call, we start to head home. Seth tells me after the fact I told him how bad I had to go to the bathroom. I dont remember this.

Next thing I remember I walk in the door to the apartment and Smitty and Seth are laughing wicked wicked hard. Ummmm???

"OMFG DUDE! YOU PISSED YOURSELF!!!" "HAHAHAHA"

I look down and notice this:



Hmmmm... I dont remember pissing myself. I remember walking home, I remember being at home, but....

So they keep laughing and smitty gets his camera. And takes these shots:







I just sit down and have a beer.

Later that night I took off my pants and they didnt smell like pee. I dont think it was pee. I think I spilled booze on myself at the bar. Ive never done either of the things we think it could be before.

Seth offered this explanation: maybe you had to go really bad, and like pulled it out, but started a little early.

I offer this explanation: I didnt piss myself.

But on the bright site, Mikey calls me the next morning and files this report.

Yo E Its Mikey!

Dude What are you doing? Yeah Im just in bed.

Yeah I know its 2PM.

Wow, it smells like piss in my room.


OH MAN!

Holy shit did I really do that?

OMG Sted, I was wasted last night and saw a shirt on my floor and I pissed on the shirt figuring it would soak up the piss! HAHAH! I mean, youd just clean it up with a towel anyway right? So whynot piss on the shirt?

So if I did tinkle myself, I am in good company.

BTW Cross is in the club too, but its never funny and its relatively frequent.

Old Pics Redux

Mikey has had enough of me not having a camera. So instead of doing what a normal person would do and buying me a camera, he took the pics of the fridge and scanned them in.

haha.


Cross and Nicki Trading shirts...


Mikey and Brooke get in on the action!


The next day cross couldnt figure out why his hands were green...


The gayest high 5 in the world


Wait, apparently there was some weird posing competition...


Mikey and I dancing...


Cross and Mikey going to play ball.


This is from mikeys birthday. He looks like 70 in this pic.

Problems at the Bar Part 1.

Ryan was having a little problem with staying awake at the bar last week.

Im not sure if we werent entertaining enough or if he just had partied too hard, but here he is being very unpirate like.






Some people have pointed out that I dont really make fun of myself enough on the site... well baloney Im just not as crazy as you people AND im usually the one holding the camera.

Well dont worry, as soon as I get the pics from Smitty, one of the worst pics in Viva history will be coming online of yours truly!

Enjoy!
~Viva

So Im at the DMV

The DMV is where all the dregs (sp?) to society hang out. You know what I mean.

Its where the out of work strippers go on their day off, where the local female weightlifters spend their freetime. Well today was no exception. But besides the usual bearded woman their was a bit of unexpected humor.

So I go in to get my pic taken for a new liscense and on the wall is the next weeks work schedule. It read as follows.

Mary 9-4 m-w
Helga 11-2 m,w,th
Dick's out all week.

Hahahahahaha.

Dont Worry

Viva is not dead.

Not by any means.

We are waiting for a few new pictures and also getting ready to start taking this little thing to the next level.

Stay tuned oh loyal viva reader. Ye shall be rewarded.

~Viva