Rock is the Best Hangover Cure!

Rock happens.


Nicki's Birthday.

I spilled beer on my self (gratuitous crotch shot!)


Mikey, Nicki, Myself


Father of The Year Award goes to this kids Dad! (I wonder how long until he teaches him the shocker)


Ellie and Nicki Drinking Beer out of Straws


Since the little guy knew the international sign for metal, I gave him the fly ball that i caught.


Mikey is so F*cking Smooth. Jesus. Look out Geraldo.


Nicki has a strange # in her phone and this picture is the only memory she has of this fellow.


Nicki after servicing some smurfs (apparently)


Nicki was getting pie faced so we decided it was time to take her home... Sorry Dude!


So details of what happened next are in debate. But I will present these picture in the order they were on my camera.

Nicki, throwing up in the appropriate bucket.


Now, AFTER her booting, Mikey gets his game on with Nicki!


A little lower...


Nicki the next morning... Still Drunk.



Ok so then a few days later we went to Drrty Drrty Dover.

Neefus with another awesome shirt


Some dude left his Checkbook out. Now he has a check made out to "Check Yourself" and signed by "Before you Wreck Yourself" for $1million.


I dont know who she is, but this girl is cool. Wicked cool.


Have you ever been to a bad party with sombrero's? I dont think so.


Everyone Hitting on Alex's Girlfriend.


Seth was cropped to better bring out these hot chili decorations. This is high art.


Boyfriends are good for: Money, Cars, carrying you home if you are totally passed out on the floor of the random apartment next door to the actual apartment where the party is.


Dover has a jungle.


After this we went to the bar, and there Seth entered me into a Little John "Yeah!" impersonation contest. I lost. Badly. Im better with "Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!" The life lesson from this: Dont get into Little John impersonation contests in Dover. You will lost every time.

Now we have come to the famous Mohan section of the post.

Mohan is the man. He eats pancakes with his fingers and passes out on speakers blaring 70s rock.


Going...


Going...


Gone.


A kicked keg held be Evan the Great


Seth with his Wake Up call... Double RB over water venti!


Last Night we went to fratellos and drank Espresso Martini's from a hot waitress with her collar popped.


Out to portland tonight... then reggae cruise on sunday. Call if you want to join.
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Back to Vegas!

So I went to St. Louis and Seattle. It was pretty dope. I can post pics if yall want, but the night I got back I went to Cross' Party. Here's the run down:

Mike and Nicki Love eachother.


Bob Played Beruit with some ladies.


Mikey Humped Murph's Lady (Cause Murph is far away)


I played (and won many games of) beruit.


These two in particular lost to Mikey and I.


They lost too (but were more unhappy about it).


Mikey Kept on Pimping.


Bob lost his sack (it is still missing).


Then the Real Fun Began!!!

Some ladies from Carabbas showed up and I guess wanted some desert....


"Ohh that looks tasty... maybe I should try some"


Step 1. Pull down shirt (for someone else of course!)


Step 2. Apply Whipped Cream!


Step 3. Find a Hot Teenager to Lick it off!


Make sure to clean your "plate"!


This is the Girl that started the whole thing. I dont know why this guy let her do this to him but hey whatever.


Come and Get it!


Melts in your mouth...



Just when hogan felt left out...


Along came mikey!

(Authors note: Mikey didnt actually do this. But it would be a lot funnier if he had!)

This is an adult version of the guess your wieght/age thing at fairs. "Guess the cup size - Stevie Wonder version!"


Expos fans have all the fun


Arent we a little old for whipp-it's?


This was all apparently too much fun for Ryan, who called his wife to get the heck out of dodge!


Jim Hit on Mikey's Ex without Shame!


Hey Wait! I still have all the whipped cream on my head! Arent you going to lick it off?


There are 4 people in this bed.


None of them got any loving (at least from eachother).


In other news, mikey lost his sandal near a lake that turned out to be a football field and protected himself against bums in the park with a sharpened stick. Funny, seeing as how I would figure people in the park should be protecting their bums from your stick PoopDaddy!

Just another Night in ManchVegas!