Hanging out with Mikey
Just in case you have never chilled with Mikey, this is how I expect my night to go tonight:
5PM - Mikey gets out of work.
9PM - Mikey wakes up from his nap.
9:10PM - While on the pooper Mikey realize he is hungry.
9:11PM - Mikey does something that takes forever.
11PM - Mikey finishes eating pizza.
11:01PM - Mikey starts playing beruit with random gross chicks he met in the past week.
12PM - Drunk Mikey goes to the bar and makes out with his mom's friends.
12:30PM - Mikey invites me into the bathroom for a peeing contest.
1AM - Mikey confesses to Brooke that he loves her, and that She probably doesnt know what his "rear differential" is.
2AM - Mikey poops again. But this time opens his phone and starts calling ex-girlfriends and co-workers, very often confusing the two. Sample conversations
Mikey: I cant come on Monday till about 10AM.
Mikeys Ex-GF: Pssht, Id give you about 3 seconds pinky weiner.
or
Mikey: I love your boobs.
Mikey's boss's secretary's husband: Im going to kill you!
3AM - Mikey passes out. Meanwhile.......
4AM - Cross comes into mikeys room and does one of mikeys old gfs in his bed with mikey there asleep.
8AM - Mikey wakes up with one ex-gf in his bed, one knocking on his door, and another one calling him.
Its always an adventure!
5PM - Mikey gets out of work.
9PM - Mikey wakes up from his nap.
9:10PM - While on the pooper Mikey realize he is hungry.
9:11PM - Mikey does something that takes forever.
11PM - Mikey finishes eating pizza.
11:01PM - Mikey starts playing beruit with random gross chicks he met in the past week.
12PM - Drunk Mikey goes to the bar and makes out with his mom's friends.
12:30PM - Mikey invites me into the bathroom for a peeing contest.
1AM - Mikey confesses to Brooke that he loves her, and that She probably doesnt know what his "rear differential" is.
2AM - Mikey poops again. But this time opens his phone and starts calling ex-girlfriends and co-workers, very often confusing the two. Sample conversations
Mikey: I cant come on Monday till about 10AM.
Mikeys Ex-GF: Pssht, Id give you about 3 seconds pinky weiner.
or
Mikey: I love your boobs.
Mikey's boss's secretary's husband: Im going to kill you!
3AM - Mikey passes out. Meanwhile.......
4AM - Cross comes into mikeys room and does one of mikeys old gfs in his bed with mikey there asleep.
8AM - Mikey wakes up with one ex-gf in his bed, one knocking on his door, and another one calling him.
Its always an adventure!
posted by vivamanchvegas at 5:32 PM
9 Comments:
9:00 AM: Mikey plops his butt down at his computer and spends the next hour watching "Naughty America" pornography, with his door open and his pants down and does not let the occasional passerby interupt his session.
See, it's been like 2 years since I've hung out with the Poop Daddy and I can see nothing has changed. That's very comforting to know.
poop daddy loves da cock
who doesn't?
When its green like the Don's I dont. Ok I lied, I still do.
the second anon. is Adam Paul Murphy
I'd put him on the rotisserie...
even worse
whatever brian, why dont you go beat an innocent person with your nightstick, fuck da police.
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