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Monday, July 25, 2005

Banner Weekend.

So good that the camera has been lost to the great gods of butterscotch pudding wrestling.

No really.

Anyways I cant get into specific details but after winning 5 games of beruit in a row, taking 5 shots and seeing boobs all before noon on saturday the evening ended 16 hours later with me getting so excited to wrestle a hot girl who promised BJs to any guy that beat her (booo) I forgot to take the camera out of my pocket.

Im now taking donations for a new camera via paypal @ sales@edwardaten.com . Help a brother out? How much is this site worth to you?

~Viva

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Ted Strikes Again!

Some of you may know about Ted, one of my alter egos.

Ted takes pleasure in complaining about rediculous things to companies.

Here's the one I sent out today:

Hello,
I just ate one of your stringsters and I have found a sexist comment in one of your answers.

The question is "How did the chicken keep the beat" and the answer is "With his drumsticks".

This is not congruent with the standard american english usage of Rooster denoting a male and chicken meaning female.

I normally would reserve such trivial matters to personal tirades to friends and family, but I feel since string cheese is primarily marketed to children we cannot have our youth indoctrinated with such subliminal misogyny.

If perhaps this chicken has a gender issue (as sex is separate from gender) this should be explained. Society should be tolerant and accepting of all peoples, but there are no documented cases of animal gender/sex issues.

I again emphisize, I am not one to usually take issue, but given the nature of the intended audience of this riddle I believe it is important to proceed with great care to all members of society.

I urge you to take all steps necessary to prevent this from happening again.

Thank you,
Ted

Good luck ted!

Ill let you all know how this goes.

Friday, July 15, 2005

Official Beer of VivaManchVegas.com

Drink Up!!!
PBR Summer, Drink of champions, lovers, and guys pretending theyve got game!

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Less Thinking/More Drinking

So we went out a little bit ago and I decided I was going to get all artistick with the camera and take awesome long exposure shots. This is what I ended up with:


Mikey, showing why he owns the city.


Cross, showing what he looks like when he isnt humping his dad and making him crash the brand new boat into the dock on the 4th of July.


Myself, after youve taken way to many drugs.


So throughout this whole thing I'm doing what any moron would do, using my full pint glass of beer as a tripod. Can anyone guess what the next picture is?

Here is a delayed exposure picture from inside a full pint glass of beer on Jillian's Deck.


So a few days later we went out and raged. I came home at 2AM expecting everyone to be asleep... nope!

Lisa and I


Erin, celebrating victory after finding Mikey's "DVD Collection" (BTW I was the only one that actually understood what she meant by that, and had to explain to Mikey he was busted).


Mikey, showing Nicki how he used to pay his bills in his HS days


Theres some other great video from this night, but I have to figure out how to get it off my camera.

So then the next night we raged in portsmouth with Neef and Sam:

Lisa is from the "NORTH SIDE!!!"


Neef and Sam Maxin and Relaxin





Sat after we moved me into the new place we had a great night.

Neef, showing us the finer points of the South Beach Diet


Ryan and Seth elbow fighting to the death on my entry way step.


Girls were there. Rumor is they have boobs!


Seth and I showing the ladies our game.


Ed is thinking: Stella and Jack... a match made in heaven.
Neef is thinking: Oh look, theres a mirror over there.
Seth is thinking: Pose for a pic or take a shot? Get your priorities straight fellas!
Evan is thinking: Wow, these girls look really old after teaching HUGs about Lolita for 3 weeks.
Ryan at this point hasnt realized I bought a shot for him too.


Xander avec Lisa


the Domes of Appleton Street!


Jason Greenblatt pimp extrodinairre made a classic, late to arrive early to leave appearance.


Shining Happy People


I really really really wish I knew what I was saying here.


Nice Shot


Im a retired Pirate

On Sunday we went to a sick RB Party in Loudon with Seth and a kickass Biker bar!

You have to take a pic when the DD is DF (Designated Driver and Double Fisting respectively).


Jeremy won his way on to the site with this sick shirt. On the Left is Harry, seths sister.


After that we went to the Derryfield Deck, but no pics survive.

After that we went to the Deck at Jillians, heres what made it.

Cross' second pimp pick on the Jill's deck this post!


The Lovebirds.


Lets take a shot to Canada Eh?!


She is sackier than I am.
C-Eh-N-Eh-D-Eh


Oh man, then we went out last night.

Nothing that rediculous...



...except for this girl and Mikey.

Shes a fan of Vivamanchvegas.com and wanted to get on the site.

So we told her to do something cool. This is what she came up with:


to which mikey responded


Now for me the comedy is here. Mikey is looking way, probably because he knows Erin is going to see this site... but what he doesnt realize is that even though the kid was legit all night, for some reason he has his arm around the girl! WTF mate?!

She does it a few more times:



I told her she should go to the site and see our standards and maybe try again sometime.

I feel a little like Larry Flint (except I can walk).



Alright thats all I got.

Until next time:
keep your beers full,
game on,
and ladies at a safe emotional distance.

:)

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Noah Comes to Town!

Noah was in town last week. He's ripping up law school at Tulane.

We missed him so we all gave him the finger!

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Viva!

Its about damn time!