Problems at the Bar Part 2.
So we went to Al-Stock.
Al got married so we went. We had a great time. We met some sexy ladies, we had some stuff to drink. Did I say we had a lot to drink? Oh wait, I forgot to mention Seth got me in to a VIP open bar thing at an airshow and since he couldnt drink (he was working) wanted to make sure I drank his due as well.
Ok well I was boozed. Bring in Josh "I chug beers at the bar" Smitty. We go to margaritas and drink 4 Large beers in an hour. Then we head out to the brimmer. I met a sexy girl from montreal. She would not take me home with her. Ill play it off to the fact her brother was right there...
Anyways, this is where things start getting hazy.
Somewhere around last call, we start to head home. Seth tells me after the fact I told him how bad I had to go to the bathroom. I dont remember this.
Next thing I remember I walk in the door to the apartment and Smitty and Seth are laughing wicked wicked hard. Ummmm???
"OMFG DUDE! YOU PISSED YOURSELF!!!" "HAHAHAHA"
I look down and notice this:
Hmmmm... I dont remember pissing myself. I remember walking home, I remember being at home, but....
So they keep laughing and smitty gets his camera. And takes these shots:
I just sit down and have a beer.
Later that night I took off my pants and they didnt smell like pee. I dont think it was pee. I think I spilled booze on myself at the bar. Ive never done either of the things we think it could be before.
Seth offered this explanation: maybe you had to go really bad, and like pulled it out, but started a little early.
I offer this explanation: I didnt piss myself.
But on the bright site, Mikey calls me the next morning and files this report.
Yo E Its Mikey!
Dude What are you doing? Yeah Im just in bed.
Yeah I know its 2PM.
Wow, it smells like piss in my room.
OH MAN!
Holy shit did I really do that?
OMG Sted, I was wasted last night and saw a shirt on my floor and I pissed on the shirt figuring it would soak up the piss! HAHAH! I mean, youd just clean it up with a towel anyway right? So whynot piss on the shirt?
So if I did tinkle myself, I am in good company.
BTW Cross is in the club too, but its never funny and its relatively frequent.
Al got married so we went. We had a great time. We met some sexy ladies, we had some stuff to drink. Did I say we had a lot to drink? Oh wait, I forgot to mention Seth got me in to a VIP open bar thing at an airshow and since he couldnt drink (he was working) wanted to make sure I drank his due as well.
Ok well I was boozed. Bring in Josh "I chug beers at the bar" Smitty. We go to margaritas and drink 4 Large beers in an hour. Then we head out to the brimmer. I met a sexy girl from montreal. She would not take me home with her. Ill play it off to the fact her brother was right there...
Anyways, this is where things start getting hazy.
Somewhere around last call, we start to head home. Seth tells me after the fact I told him how bad I had to go to the bathroom. I dont remember this.
Next thing I remember I walk in the door to the apartment and Smitty and Seth are laughing wicked wicked hard. Ummmm???
"OMFG DUDE! YOU PISSED YOURSELF!!!" "HAHAHAHA"
I look down and notice this:
Hmmmm... I dont remember pissing myself. I remember walking home, I remember being at home, but....
So they keep laughing and smitty gets his camera. And takes these shots:
I just sit down and have a beer.
Later that night I took off my pants and they didnt smell like pee. I dont think it was pee. I think I spilled booze on myself at the bar. Ive never done either of the things we think it could be before.
Seth offered this explanation: maybe you had to go really bad, and like pulled it out, but started a little early.
I offer this explanation: I didnt piss myself.
But on the bright site, Mikey calls me the next morning and files this report.
Yo E Its Mikey!
Dude What are you doing? Yeah Im just in bed.
Yeah I know its 2PM.
Wow, it smells like piss in my room.
OH MAN!
Holy shit did I really do that?
OMG Sted, I was wasted last night and saw a shirt on my floor and I pissed on the shirt figuring it would soak up the piss! HAHAH! I mean, youd just clean it up with a towel anyway right? So whynot piss on the shirt?
So if I did tinkle myself, I am in good company.
BTW Cross is in the club too, but its never funny and its relatively frequent.
posted by vivamanchvegas at 10:56 AM
2 Comments:
dude, im sooo proud to be your neighbor... and actually kinda glad i never hang out with you! haha..just kiddin.
rock it.
Eddie - Kashmir told me the pics of you pissing yourself were too funny to miss. I must agree - laugh riot! To further prove that you are in good company, I must offer my own experience:
A few years back, we all got hammered one night at BJ's house in Mount Vegas (aka Mont Vernon, NH)... I don't remember much about the evening. But the one memory that remains clear is that I was RUDELY AWAKENED in the middle of the night by some some asshole (BJ) who turned on the light and began screaming at me because he realized I was, in fact, PISSING IN HIS HAMPER! My bladder was about 70-80% empty by the time he (or I) realized what was going on, so I finished up and shook off my equipment before stumbling towards the bathroom in search of a towel.
Sadly, there were no cameras handy to document the event.
-Luke
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