Fuck the Bar Month 2005!
Join us for the first annual "Fuck the Bar Month"!!!
Sick of spending too much money at the bar? Met every sleazy girl in manchester? Tired of waking up in the morning smelling like you were living in Fidel Castro's mouth? Then Fuck the Bar Month is for you!
FAQ:
Q: What is "Fuck the Bar Month?"
A: A month of house parties, park parties and other assorted parties that dont happen at the bar!
Q: What about meeting girls?
A: Good point. We are working on this small detail right now and will answer soonly.
Q: What if I want to go to the bar?
A: Remain strong. Yes the bar has given us some great memories, but it mostly gives us empty wallets and full bladders.
Q: Should I sweet talk the bar at all first?
A: Yes, but during the actual month, no caressing or heavy petting... just good old fashioned humping (Nothing that could be mistaken for love-making).
Q: Is the bar old enough?
A: In canada.
Q: Are there any exceptions?
A: Yes. The bar is officially on limits on Tuesday nights at Strangebrew. Other than that, Fuck the Bar!
Q: Is there a ribbon or anything for this cause?
A: I do have a few DrinkStrong Bracelets. Post if you want one.
Q: Should I wear a condom?
A: If it has anything to do with Cross: Yes.
Sick of spending too much money at the bar? Met every sleazy girl in manchester? Tired of waking up in the morning smelling like you were living in Fidel Castro's mouth? Then Fuck the Bar Month is for you!
FAQ:
Q: What is "Fuck the Bar Month?"
A: A month of house parties, park parties and other assorted parties that dont happen at the bar!
Q: What about meeting girls?
A: Good point. We are working on this small detail right now and will answer soonly.
Q: What if I want to go to the bar?
A: Remain strong. Yes the bar has given us some great memories, but it mostly gives us empty wallets and full bladders.
Q: Should I sweet talk the bar at all first?
A: Yes, but during the actual month, no caressing or heavy petting... just good old fashioned humping (Nothing that could be mistaken for love-making).
Q: Is the bar old enough?
A: In canada.
Q: Are there any exceptions?
A: Yes. The bar is officially on limits on Tuesday nights at Strangebrew. Other than that, Fuck the Bar!
Q: Is there a ribbon or anything for this cause?
A: I do have a few DrinkStrong Bracelets. Post if you want one.
Q: Should I wear a condom?
A: If it has anything to do with Cross: Yes.
posted by vivamanchvegas at 1:16 PM
6 Comments:
Hey- Sounds like a great time!
I dont think condoms would protect against anything that cross has hahahahahaah
Eddie, I think you're missing an exception. Are we allowed to go to the bar for your show?
Ok fine, one exception, coming to my show on the 4th!
I apologize the anonymous was from me in this one....forgot to put my name on it.....
Who is StarBender?
Funny pics on their blog.
And yes Mikey, you will loooove Kashmir. Why do you think you havent met?
~Viva
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